If you’re like me $20 – $40 on a pair of jeans is more than enough, heck I’d be happy in a $10 pair of shorts.

I can even understand a pair of Levi’s 501 jeans manufactured in the 1880s being purchased by a Japanese collector in 2005 for $60,000.

What I will never understand is the world’s most expensive jeans, so instead of writing some witty comments I’ll let the company’s press release speak for them, useful or useless, you decide:

and Head Designer, Jason Dussault, is pleased to announce the Company has

collaborated with Bloodline(TM) Design’s Malcolm Norman to design 2 pairs of denim

adorned with 18K gold, colored diamond, and ruby wallet chains, giving the jeans a total

value of $250,000 each.

There are two pairs of jeans. The first pair is a one-of-a-kind with a Marquis Rose Gold

wallet chain which is designed with 1080 grams of 18K gold, set with 16, 1 carat rubies

and 8, .05 carat color diamonds in the skull eyes and 26, .05 carat rubies on the daggers

and cross. The second pair is a one-of-a-kind with a White Gold Wallet Chain which has

1120 grams of 18K gold, set with 16, 1 carat color diamonds in the skull eyes and 41, .05

carat color diamonds set throughout the details of crosses and skull eyes.

Prototypes of the denim, worth $10,000 each, will be shown in two looks at Phoenix

Fashion week, and then displayed at retailer Kustom in New York and at the

Dussault(TM) flagship store, The Dussault Motel in Los Angeles. Each pair of jeans, and

corresponding wallet chain, will be recreated with semi precious stones. A bronze

prototype will be showcased as a recreation of the marquis rose gold version, and a silver

prototype will be featured in place of the white gold version.

Jason Dussault, Dussault Apparel(TM) Founder and Head Designer, has experience with

standout fashion pieces, often creating stage pants for many rock stars and famous

performers. His latest designs are featured in Nickelback’s European tour and on Criss

Angel for his Believe(TM) show in Las Vegas.

Richard Jewels of Manchester and Stuart Hughes of Liverpool got together, spent 600 hours and created a suite, but not just any suite, the world’s most expensive suite.

The suite is made from the finest silk and cashmere wool with 480 half carat diamonds outlining the suite.

If the world’s most expensive suite is exactly what you need to make yourself look good then you’d better hurry as only 3 are being made and one has already been sold, a size 41 long.

Don’t forget to bring along £599,000 or just under $900,000.00 USD, taxes extra, to pay for the suite. If you’re on the fence about buying one here’s a little nudge as you can do some good; 10% of each sale will go to the Haiti relief fund.

You may have thought that those polo shirts you see out on the golf course or even in your doctor’s office are expensive. But, if you want to be able to boast that you have the most expensive polo shirt out there, you’ll need to invest a great deal of money. But don’t worry, with these shirts, you won’t only be getting a great piece of fashion, you’ll also be getting an unrivaled personal security system.

The shirt is the Miguel Caballero Bulletproof Men’s Polo Shirt, and if you want one, it will set you back anywhere between $4,000 and $6,000. The shirt comes in blue, red, black, or white, and the secret of this shirt lies in its removable panels. There are three panels in total and they can be left empty, for when you’re sure you’re out of danger, or they can be stuffed with something that will keep you perfectly safe, no matter what kind of predicament you might find yourself in.

This stuffing is made from three grades of antiballistic protection, that is, protection that will save your life should you find yourself under fire. The antiballistic material has been proven to be so effective that the US Department of Justice has warranted that it will stand up to anything from a 9mm to an Uzi submachine or MP5 submachine gun. And, that’s only for the lower end selection. If you want to invest even more money for the highest level of protection that you can get, you can even find grades of these shirts that are stab-proof!

From Wikipedia:

A bustier (alternately bustiere) is a form-fitting garment for women, which is traditionally worn as lingerie. Its primary purpose is to push up the bust by tightening against the upper midriff and forcing the breasts up, while gently shaping the waist. Nowadays, it might also be worn as a push-up bra under a low-backed dress, or as a camisole for outer wear. The bustier can also be worn as a half-slip under diaphanous upper garments if a bold display of the midriff is not desired.

A bustier resembles a basque, but is shorter. It reaches down only to the ribs or waist.

Modern bustiers are often made with mesh panels rather than the traditional boning.

Now, if your significant other actually has a practical use for a bustier then why would you not go out and buy one?

If you are someone that has way too much money and has no clue what to do with it then may we recommend the bustier that was created by Indian designer ORRA that is stuffed with…….diamonds and at a busty 1 million Euros or $1.3 million USD will bring out the bust best in your partner.

It may look awful, not something you’d ever wear, but someone did and that’s why it the world’s most expensive wig.

This particular wig comes from the head of Andy Warhol, who was famous for his music, but also for his unusual fashionable sense!

This wig only had one purpose for Andy, to cover up his receding hair line but it became such a famous part of his look that after his death, it was sold at auction. 

Andy started wearing the silver-grey wig in the 1960s and it quickly became an iconic look for him and in 2006 that the wig was sold at Christie’s auction.

Winning bid: a hairy $10,800.00 USD.