Congratulations, you just purchased a really, really expensive new car and now you`re out cruising the streets and showing it off. it`s all good until…..a bird flies overhead and places a strategic gift all over your new baby, what do you doÉ Remember, in most places it is illegal to shoot birds while driving a car.

If you are lucky enough to live in Surrey, England you could take your car to Paul Dalton, he provides the world`s most expensive car washes.

The car wash consists of over 50 phases and takes about 2 weeks. One phase has your baby being waxed using a car wax made from rare materials only found in northern Brazil costing more than $11,000 a tub.

Should you decide to opt for the world`s most expensive car wash, your wallet will be cleaned out of £5,000 or $7,500.00 USD.

When you have a lot of money and love cats you go out and buy a rare rare “diamond-eyed” cat, that’s what both Wichan Jaratarcha and Thai Bhat did.

When you have too much money you have a wedding for your rare “diamond-eyed” cats, that’s also what both Wichan Jaratarcha and Thai Bhat did.

The two cats, Phet and Ploy,  were married in September 1996 in matching pink outfits at a famous and largest discotheque in Thailand.

Wichan dished out $410,979.00 and Thai kicked in another $16,241.00 for the cost of the wedding which made it the world’s most expensive pet wedding ever.

Should the felines ever get divorced the catamony fees will probably set new records too.

So you bought yourself a really, really expensive car but your driving skills are not quite up to par, don’t feel bad, there are worse drivers than you and here is some damage they produced.

5) On March 04, 2007 a UK man took his brother’s Bugatti Veyron out for a spin, literally. Damage: $1.6 million.

4) In 2003 some not so skilled driver took his 1959 Ferrari 250 GT TDF onto a track, the wall got the better of him and his car. Damage: $1.65 million.

3) This is just bad luck, not bad driving skills but a 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California Spyder ended up buried in the sand, the owner’s mistake, storing it near a beach just before a hurricane hit. Damage: $10 million.

2) After spending $28,500,000.00 on a Ferrari 250 GTO the owner took it onto the track in a event to show off historic cars. Unfortunately his driving skills were not up to par and when traffic slowed down he rear ended another car. Although the damage seems minimal, (see pic) the repair bill came in at a racy $28.5 million.

1) What happens if you back your Cadillac Escalade over a fire hydrant and hit a tree, usually not much, but if you’re Tiger Woods then it gets quite expensive, especially if your wife, Elin Nordegren, finds out you’re cheating on her and decides to file for a divorce. Damage: $55 million and counting.